Fuck Twitter

Really though! Twitter is only okay if you're famous...or want to have a blog but have nothing to say (which basically includes me, but I'm going to ignore that fact.)

MORE IMPORTANTLY, Anderson "Silver Fox" Cooper is coming to UD on April 15th. Maybe I'll present him with some of my Barack Obama/Rahm Emanuel fanfiction. In fact, I think an episode in which Anderson Cooper visits the White House for a homoerotic 3-way interview should be in the works.

Think about it:

Things to do While Drunk (a list by Allie and Alexis from circa 2007):

1. Moonbounce?
2. Write Songs
3. tell Dave he posts too many bulletins
4. Make friends
5. Choreograph a tap daance to "Dog Problems"
5a. acquire sequins, top hats, canes
6. Roller/Ice Skating
7. DANCE!
8. Drunk Photo Shoots
9. Not kiss ugly boys!!!
10. Language-creating
11. Play cups filled with water song

My personal favorites are 4 and 11; especially since I have no idea what "cups filled with water song" means. Also, I'm pretty sure 9 was directed towards me.

Oh, hey blog.