Fuck Twitter

Really though! Twitter is only okay if you're famous...or want to have a blog but have nothing to say (which basically includes me, but I'm going to ignore that fact.)

MORE IMPORTANTLY, Anderson "Silver Fox" Cooper is coming to UD on April 15th. Maybe I'll present him with some of my Barack Obama/Rahm Emanuel fanfiction. In fact, I think an episode in which Anderson Cooper visits the White House for a homoerotic 3-way interview should be in the works.

Think about it: