I Really Love Jamie Lidell

It's a-raining, which means I get to use my sweet umbrella that I bought at the Seattle airport. It also means that I have the opportunity to update the general public on my current (tentative) list of potential Halloween costumes:

-Sexy Lumberjack
-Sexy Octopus
-Sexy Sarah Palin
-(Extremely Un-sexy) Amy Winehouse
-Tobias Funke*
-Hugh Hefner*

*denotes costumes in which I'd need a/three female(s) in blonde wig(s) to accompany me.

I think that's about it for now.

Also, I really really love Jamie Lidell.

My Friends Just Got Engaged!

and by "friends" I mean, people I recognize from watching too much reality TV.

So, it turns out that Jennifer Hudson is engaged to "Punk" from I Love New York 2. He was the one with the scary curl (like jerry curl, but terrifying). Also, it happens that Punk really IS a graduate of Harvard Law. Really! I'm pretty mindblown.

At least J. Huds is a step up. Go get 'em, Punk.

Blogs Away!

I would say that I feel dead right now, but I don't think that dead people feel hunger. I don't think they feel the urge to play tetris either.


But, srsly. School, man. I think I'm going to describe the beginning of my fall semester using incoherent sentence fragments because: A) I don't feel like exerting effort and B) It's probably more interesting that way: Hot English professor. Endless attempts to make him laugh in class. Also eye sex. Fruitless. Will ask him out in spring. Obnoxious French detectives. Spanish = fiesta fantastica para todos. Gigantic-ass drama class. Beautiful lighting director: southern accent or speech impediment? Writing center madness. Kidnapped/sucked in by 18 crazy individuals. Shameless plug. Boys. Beers. COLLEGEEEEWOOOahsotiredsomuchworkandfunandsweetharmonizinandalsotomfoolery.

This is completely digressing. Also, I just really want a McFlurry right now... and that's saying something.