You Think You Know, But You Have No Idea

I figured I'd write a legit blog about (how cool) my life (is) right now, because the past entries this month haven't done much of the sort. Although, the D.J.-Steve breakup scene speaks volumes about my emotional complexity as a human being. (Note to self: If I even decide to go into the music business, I will go by the name "DJ Steve" or maybe "DJ Aladdin" if I want to go for a more obscure reference.)

Updates for my Fan/Admirers/People who know these things already because they live with me or are related to me:

Alexis and I are moving into a REAL LIVE apartment on April 30th. It's going to be one of the coolest rented living spaces anyone has ever laid eyes on. Inquire for the address so you know where to send out house-warming gift. We are registered at Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters.

MY SISTER JUST CALLED TO TELL ME SHE GOT INTO GOVERNER'S SCHOOL FOR CREATIVE WRITING! This is in all caps because PA Governer's School is a huge fucking deal.

I'm seeing I'm From Barcelona tomorrow! Therefore, I'm currently preparing to say "I love you!" 29 times in Swedish while dancing to their indie-pop greatness.

I've been dating this guy for 2 months. He's basically as cool as he looks.

Bret Michaels admitted to having hair extensions. (Due to my blog, mostly likely) Also, there is a chance for a Rock of Love 3! I'm preparing my collection of slutty Elimination-Night dresses.

It's SPRING! The best season ever.

Lurve, Allie

A National Day of Celebration and Appreciation

Today is special, indeed- a day that should be spent in celebration.

Obviously, I'm talking about paying homage to the love between Bret Michaels and Ambre. Also, this day is dedicated to appreciating what an outrageously hot mess Daisy became in the finale. Also, today we appreciate the producers/editors/script-writers of Rock of Love 2 who made this fabricated love drama possible. And Bret's fake hair. Thanks to whoever made THAT possible. It's been a great run, guys.

What? You thought I was talking about your seventeenth birthday, Amy? For shame. Reality TV comes before family. Always.

SIKE!

It's this fierce bitch's birthday! Celebrate it.

Hey Guys, Remember Chem?

This is for you Mr. Laird. If you're reading this: I totally have a crush on you and think you're a silver fox. Also, will you join my MST3K tribute band??

Best Breakup Scene Ever

It starts about 1 minutes and 30 seconds into the video.

(from the Full House episode "Love on the Rocks")