Bear Eating Salmon or Bear-Eating Salmon?

Vacation Notes:
Alaska was pretty cold, but also insanely beautiful.
British Columbia has been hoarding hot guys and preventing them from finding me here in the US.
Seattle is the coolest city ever and I intend to move there post-graduation.
Families are crazy.
The Princess Cruise Singers and Dancers are a bunch of hot tranny messes.
Rich old people love to buy diamonds in Alaska.

Also, I think all the rich, old people on the cruise rubbed off on me because I just bought Jean Paul Gaultier perfume on eBay. Who am I?!

If I were a drag queen, my name would be Karaoke LovesIt. Amy would be Tranny SparklePanties.

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