To: Texas (republcanluvrs@usa.gov)

CC: Ohio (isforluvrs@usa.gov)

RE: Yesterday's Primaries

You all owe me an Obama-pology. Based on the results of the Democratic primaries that took place yesterday in your respective states, you've totally messed up the Obama-mentum and quite frankly, made me Obama-pset. Yes, "Obama-pset" IS a stretch. I blame it entirely on you, Texas. You too, Ohio.

Regards,
Allie Obama-yers

P.S. I was tempted to use the term "Obama-holics Obama-nonymous" but then I thought that would make me sound like a maniac. Oh wait...

P.P.S. Peace out, Mike (What the) Fuck-abee. Finally!