Octopus-Themed Party

Dear Diary,

Today was beautiful, aside from having a dream that I killed our fish, the Ying Yang Twins, after pouring beer into his tank. (Aside from this too. I don't even know what goes on inside that man's head sometimes.) Oh, and aside from Hooters being closed.

But other than that, it was pretty perfect (a la the song by Hoku. Not "Another Dumb Blonde", the other one.)

Now I'm going to eat chocolate covered pretzels and make a list of theme parties that I want to have someday. (Last night's octopus-themed party was a giant success.):

Ides of March! Toga Party

Mustache Bash

'Beer, Board Games and Bruce' Party

'Fondue, Fancy Wine and Feist' Party

Snow Pants or No Pants

Wedding Reception-Themed Party

Also, in spring we intend to hold our first annual "Bro Day", but this is more of an intense 24-event than a theme party. Collecting puka shell necklaces, polo shirts and seasons of Family Guy on DVD will take some time and effort, naturally.

I'm tired and wearing flannel. My life is so cool.
Myers out!