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I hate to be one of those people who quotes their professors all the time, but seriously, Kai Draper is a brilliant man.

"I actually founded Mothers Against Drunk Driving... little known fact about my personal history... (10 second pause) It used to be called Motherfuckers Against Drunk Driving, but so many women joined that we had to shorten it."

In other news, Spring semester is crushing me already. It started a week ago. I'm taking lots of sweet classes like Logic with Kai Draper (which has a rather high "hot male to average-looking male" ratio) and Contemporary Jewish-American Lit (which I signed up for solely because I suspected we would read something by Jonathan Safran Foer. And we are. Holler!)

I've also been working on the UD Brit Lit Wiki ( http://britlitwiki.wikispaces.com/ ) as part of an independent study. My advisor told me to link it in my blog because he's competing with some other university to see which Wiki will get more hits. Go Blue Hens.

Anyway, today in Criminal Justice, I made a list of who I would appoint to the Supreme Court, were it ever entirely my decision. So it follows:

The Dumbledore Court (2008 - forever)
Chief Justice: Albus Dumbledore

I would keep:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (because she's awesome)

Clarence Thomas (because he's black)

Stephen Breyer

Antonin Scalia (for the sake of creating opposition. Also, I'm biased because I was once in the same room as him)

New members:

Atticus Finch

Stephen Colbert

Barry Zuckercorn (aka Henry Winkler's cameo in Arrested Development)

Martha Stewart (Regardless of her time in jail, I think she's a badass and would serve us well.)

I think they could effectively lead a Judicial Revolution.

Hahaha "Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drinking". You're killin' me, Kai.