Dear Diary,

I went to San Diego for Christmas. I fed 2 giraffes, a rhinocerous and a camel. I have lots of cousins. Most of us have blue eyes. Most of us are also crazy.

Blog'd from: (Viva) Las Vegas, el aeropuerto. Next to the Burger King. (My mom is gambling. Amy and I are planning a trip to Spain.)
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LOVE <3<3<3
ALLIE M

STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Maybe even of international emergency. This could be more serious/dangerous than I thought. It's been brought to my attention that Jade (everyone's favorite "biracial butterfly") of America's Next Top Model fame is actually getting hired. As a model. Not only is she getting paid to model BUT she's the new face of Nelly's Apple Bottoms collection. WTF?!

Evidence:

I found this is Teen Vogue. Apparently Lauren and Whitney let it slide through the cracks while they were steaming/color-coding outfits. I'm extremely disappointed.

Come on, Nelly! This is the same girl who said that elephants are descendents of the dinosaurs because they are "preposterous and big"! I really think the world is on crack. First this, then New York picks Tailor Made (the pussy-ass wimp that he is) and Tila Tequila chooses Bobby over Dani (hottest butch-ish lesbian ever). Honestly!

Also, I invest too much of my life in reality TV.

Also, I'm going to California tomorrow. Our plane leaves at 6 in the morning. Buzzkill! Peace out, friends. I'll miss you when I'm on the Left Coast.

It Happens Every Time: Finals Week Edition

Hi! My name is Allie. Will you be my friend?

Jammy Dodgers and Gigantic Shorts

Friends! I feel like such a college student because:

a) Today I've spent more time complaining about my final tomorrow than I have studying for it.

b) Last night we made a beeramid- as in, a beer pyramid.

So, before I go off to spend some romantic one-on-one time with British authors and poets of the Victorian and Modernist Era, I wanted to say hi. I'm positive that you've really missed my in-depth entries about my life and the inner-workings of my brain, but you'll have to wait until college stops kicking my ass. Wait, reverse that. Yeaaah boyyyy.

Also, Alexis and I listened to On The Bright Side, I'm Now The Girlfriend of a Sex God on audiobook in the car tonight. I'd forgotten how brilliant those books are. Let's all start using the word "snogging", ok?

(to be read in a cheeky British accent:) I love you all, honestly.

Tetris For T3h Win

Level: 11
Lines: 108
Score 33,968

My Highest Score Evar: BEAT IT!

Also, Happy December! (December?!)