Sweating, Suitcases & a Stegasaurus

august pretty much marks the nadir of my blog-attentiveness (minus the awkward xanga onto "legit blog site" transition phase.) or should the period be on the outside of the parenthesis? i'm so reckless!

i just thought i'd drop by to say "...'sup" and that i've had a lot of very good, relatively blog-worthy days lately, but i've been no good at correctly recording them. tomorrow i depart for delaware (holler) and get to move all my shit up to my 8th floor apartment. i'm not gonna lie; i'm a bit too giddy to be immediately concerned with the fact that moving in will basically suck balls.

spencer from the hills is the reason for all evil in the world. i'm convinced.

s'all. i'm very uninspired right now. i think it's the effect of too many trips to target in a single week.

(p.s. here's my address:

ALLIE MYERS! (obviously)
806 Christiana East Tower
17 Christiana Drive
Newark, DE 19717

i'm trying to bring back non-electronic mail. what a hipster.)

Allie has caught Cholera and died. You decided to continue.

i've been so blog-stumped lately! for this i apologize. i blame certain people for draining me of wit and charm. (also, you can title my blog anytime.) hurrhurrhurr, cryptic.

well, i've finally decided to update... maybe it's because i'm drinking vitamin water? (oh sorry, i mean vitaminwater.) maybe it's because i'm listening to "sexbomb" by tom jones? (tomjones?)

i just lost the game. damn. sorry.

so, my birthday! i did, in fact, turn 19. this means in about a year i'll have my "holy shit i'm 20 and have no direction!" existential crisis. how exciting! (i tried for a while to find a way to connect the words existential and exciting, but to no avail.) also of note: we saw some COOL aquatic animals (including a really depressed-looking giant pacific octopus) and smoked some hookah. (AND sweated our balls off. AND took lots of pictures of ourselves blowing smoke bubbles. AND met a really sexy break-dancing, multi-linguist.) end!

so, vacation! amy acquired a sugardaddy by the name of fernando at a baseball game, and i knd of got a tan! (no really! don't ask for proof though because it's faded by now.) oh, and i had to ride a birthday burro. i'm still not sure how i felt about it. oh, wacky myers family hijinx.

so, delaware! fall semester is fast approaching, and i'm getting pretty antsy, to say the least. i just got my curtains in the mail and my kitschy second-hand knick-knacks and i'm ready to go. even the whole learning part isn't fazing me yet. hey DE kids, you're invited to alexis and my first official fondue party the friday afer move-in. (a chocolate fountain? records? alcohol? this will be a classy operation.) come admire our apartment and our baby pool full of expanding water-animal toys.


i should probably actually do my job now. time to put on my powersuit.

what IS cholera anyway?